Now that the football season has well and truly kicked off with the Football League and the first round of the Capital One Cup played, all we wait for is the top tier of English football to get under way. So what are we to expect from the season ahead. Here is a slightly different look at what may lay ahead in the coming months.August: With the transfer window slowly starting to close, Wayne Rooney still finds himself without a new home things dont look good for him in the coming season, with United unwilling to sell to Chelsea simply because they arent as stupid as Arsenal by selling their best player to their main title rivals. Man City have been quietly preparing for the Max Pacioretty Jersey new season and for the most part nobody has noticed. Jose Mourinho is more fantastic than ever and feels he should be awarded manager of the year almost instantly. Arsenal still havent learnt from the past EIGHT YEARS and Wenger is still looking for the right player, while he goes and buys some more unknown rubbish French player. Spurs are still in negotiations with Real Madrid and want an advance on the 105m asking price on Bale while keeping him for another year. Roberto Martinez starts his Everton career and everyone goes aaahhh how cute on the opening day of the season. Liverpool manage to keep Suarez not only at the club but also in a muzzle for six weeks as he continues Jacques Plante Men Jersey his ban. Meanwhile at West Brom, Odemwinge manages to escape to QPR through a window which was conveniently left open. Swansea have already started their season well ahead of everyone else after finishing up early last season when they won the Capital One Cup. They hope to be finished by March this year. Big Sam still isnt happy with his West Ham squad and wants to spend at least 200m on second hand players. Norwich City..thats all. Fulham dont exist any more and Sky Sports forgot to go there when they did the 92 live thing. Mark Hughes is happy with Stoke Citys pre-season boxing sorry I mean friendlies and draw their games in August. Aston Villa win their opening game against Arsenal and Villa fans have already booked their flights for next seasons Champions League. Joe Kinnear thinks he doesnt have enough responsibilities at Newcastle and decides to become the catering manager. Paulo Di Canio introduces Scientology to Sunderland. While at Southampton the locals begin their advanced course in Spanish as their manager still hasnt bothered to learn English yet. Ian Holloway is unhappy about something but everyone laughs as they think he is telling a joke. Hull and Cardiff were unlucky in their 6-1 opening day defeats.September: The game between Man Utd and Chelsea is held up by five hours as Wayne Rooney is confused about which dre sing room he should go to. Things are made worse when both Moyes and Mourinho are both calling him in their respective dre sing rooms. Man City fans havent noticed they are yet to win a game because they spent every game with their backs to the pitch. Arsene Wenger praises his teams spirit as they win all their games 7-5. Spurs go storming to the top of the table but we all know what happens from there. Somebody left Charlie Lindgren Kids Jersey the kennel open and Suarez escapes, Jammie Carragher vents his frustration of the event on Sky.at least thats what the subtitles said anyway. Evertons feel good season continues. Meanwhile at West Brom, Anelka scores his first goal for the club and celebrates in the corner flag alone, while at West Ham, Andy Carroll comes close to scoring. Joe Kinnear doesnt think he has enough responsibilities at Newcastle and decides to become the Kit Man. Aston Villa lose a game and the flight tickets get torn up. Police are on the look out for Fulham as somebody reports them mi sing. Something happened at Norwich City but nobody cares what, as Ian Holloway is about start his pre s conference at Palace. Sunderland win a game and Paulo Di Canio defies the laws of physics and slides the full length of the pitch on his knees. Swanseas hope of finishing early this season are doubtful as they continue their run in the Europa League. Stoke draw all of their games. Paella is now being served at St Marys while Cardiff and Hull are unlucky to lose their games 5-1.October: Jose Mourinho puts his teams good start to the season down to the fact that he ties the players boot laces before each game. The battery goes dead on Alex Fergusons phone as he is constant communication with the dugout at Old Trafford. Man City fans still havent watched a Brandon Davidson Women Jersey game yet and Arsene Wenger believes that Arsenal can still win the title despite loosing all their games 7-5. Gareth Bale is now playing for Spurs again but only on a Saturday as he has to fly back to Madrid. Brendan Rodgers had to bail out Sterling again who now has 57 children at just 20 years old. Everton lose all their games but they cant stay mad at Martinez for long when he brings out the puppy eyes in his pre s conference. Meanwhile at West Brom, Odemwinge is spotted trying to get back through the window when he discovers that QPR are actually in the Championship. Big Sam is happy with his teams performance and believes money has been well spent as Andy Carroll almost scores again. Its believed that Fulham are at Norwich City. Joe Kinnear thinks he has stumbled upon a great busine s opportunity at Newcastle and decides to take over as manager of the Newcastle official club store. Ian Holloway has a starring competition with a reporter. Aston Villa win and Villa fans are seen celebrating with mock Premier League trophies. Stoke finally score their first goal of the season in a 1-1 draw. Swansea City are six games ahead of everyone else at this stage. Pauli Di Canio is in contract negotiations at Sunderland but are currently being held up on the a technical i sue. He Brandon Davidson Men Jersey wants a free supply of trousers for every game but Sunderland say they cant afford that much. Civil war looms in Southampton as they want to be recognised as an independent Spanish state. Cardiff and Hull are improving as they lose 4-1.November: Its Black November for everyone in the Premier League as nobody wins a single game somehow. Plastic cutlery is being used in the directors box at Old Trafford as Alex Ferguson has broken all the dishes. Mourinho says his teams poor performance was because he was in a bad mood. He didnt win Manager of the Month. Wenger say the title is more open than ever when somehow Arsenal draw all their games 7-5. Gareth Bales was late coming back from Madrid as Spurs dip in form. Someone forgot to feed Suarez before the Liverpool game and he eats the referee. Everton fans are falling in love with Martinez which is starting to become scary. Meanwhile at West Brom, Nicolas Anelka doesnt understand why he is being booed. The signs in stands saying We dont like you cause your a Pratt dont seem to provide any clu